Monday 30 April 2007

Sheep


I swear I didnt tamper with this article in any way:

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"Croatian Striker Gets Sheep Per Goal Scored

It may just sound like a baaaaad TV report, but Croatian footballer Ivica Supe, playing for third division side Zagora, has received sixteen sheep as a prize for his marksmanship…

Croatian sports journal Sportske Novosti (Sports News) pulled the wool from everybody’s eyes with a revealing tale that Goal.com now brings ewe.
The Croatian side hails from the rocky Dalmatian coastline where sheepherding is a local speciality and the local mutton is coveted.
The donor is Josko Bralic, a local shepherd who’d promised a 20 Kg animal for each goal scored for Zagora. He isn’t feeling even a little fleeced as Bralic has rammed in a flock of goals – sixteen so far – with a shear efficiency that has impressed the ruminant reproducer."

end - courtesy of Goal.com

The PUNS. the. P-U-N-S. z0mg. /wrist



Thursday 26 April 2007


Yeap, its exactly what it looks like. Jay Chou's FACE. On a packet of instant noodles. Not only that, its Bak Kut Teh flavoured instant noodles. Talk about kooky. On the taste, it was devoid of Bak and there was no Kut texture in the soup. The only element resembling the real thing were the traces of Teh. Overall its horsefood. These noodles also came in Spicy Beef flavour though, now that was actually was fine and dandy. Not that im getting some more if I get the chance. Sorry Jay Chou.

Boy, oh boy


Boy is hungry. Plans to make rice to have with leftovers. Boy realizes house doesn't have a rice cooker. Boy eyes microwave. Rice goes in microwave. 30 minutes pass. Boy notices smoke bellowing out of microwave. Boy takes rice out. Voila~ a homemade haemangioma is born. Outta rice. Boy is still hungry.

Wednesday 25 April 2007

The phenomenon that is-

DOTA. Or Defense of the Ancients. It has got to be the most profound activity ive been exposed to these past few months. Ive experienced every emotion there is to go through in between all the hotkey smashing and mouse waving. Its beginning to feel less like a game, a means to pass time, and more of an everyday occurence. NOT in an addict's sense of the word of course, I know addictions like the ridge of my nose. We have a cliq that meets up for our daily dose, like how families meet at the dining table everyday. But we don't pick food for each other with our chopsticks, we engage in a completely different type of banquet =)

PS. I uninstalled WOW, Gratz me.

Watch your step little lady...