Sheep

I swear I didnt tamper with this article in any way:

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"Croatian Striker Gets Sheep Per Goal Scored

It may just sound like a baaaaad TV report, but Croatian footballer Ivica Supe, playing for third division side Zagora, has received sixteen sheep as a prize for his marksmanship…

Croatian sports journal Sportske Novosti (Sports News) pulled the wool from everybody’s eyes with a revealing tale that Goal.com now brings ewe.
The Croatian side hails from the rocky Dalmatian coastline where sheepherding is a local speciality and the local mutton is coveted.
The donor is Josko Bralic, a local shepherd who’d promised a 20 Kg animal for each goal scored for Zagora. He isn’t feeling even a little fleeced as Bralic has rammed in a flock of goals – sixteen so far – with a shear efficiency that has impressed the ruminant reproducer."

end - courtesy of Goal.com

The PUNS. the. P-U-N-S. z0mg. /wrist