Char Siu

This gigantic piece of pork was shot in Alabama by an 11 yr old KID using just a puny PISTOL. Apparently the first few shots didnt kill it and it ran away so the boy and his old man hunted the desperate swine down and finished the job later on. We all love stats so here goes: 477.3 kg and 10 foot 7 inches. 'Like to see how many plates of char siu fan this bugger yields.

Holy shiz

I havent been so excited bout a movie since forever. This is gonna be H00GE. Behold the nU Transformers trailer, and see if you don't let out a kiddie squeal of some sort.


http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/Transformers/1808716430/trailers/31

Take it away~

The sky fell today

Sheep

I swear I didnt tamper with this article in any way:

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"Croatian Striker Gets Sheep Per Goal Scored

It may just sound like a baaaaad TV report, but Croatian footballer Ivica Supe, playing for third division side Zagora, has received sixteen sheep as a prize for his marksmanship…

Croatian sports journal Sportske Novosti (Sports News) pulled the wool from everybody’s eyes with a revealing tale that Goal.com now brings ewe.
The Croatian side hails from the rocky Dalmatian coastline where sheepherding is a local speciality and the local mutton is coveted.
The donor is Josko Bralic, a local shepherd who’d promised a 20 Kg animal for each goal scored for Zagora. He isn’t feeling even a little fleeced as Bralic has rammed in a flock of goals – sixteen so far – with a shear efficiency that has impressed the ruminant reproducer."

end - courtesy of Goal.com

The PUNS. the. P-U-N-S. z0mg. /wrist

Yeap, its exactly what it looks like. Jay Chou's FACE. On a packet of instant noodles. Not only that, its Bak Kut Teh flavoured instant noodles. Talk about kooky. On the taste, it was devoid of Bak and there was no Kut texture in the soup. The only element resembling the real thing were the traces of Teh. Overall its horsefood. These noodles also came in Spicy Beef flavour though, now that was actually was fine and dandy. Not that im getting some more if I get the chance. Sorry Jay Chou.

Boy, oh boy

Boy is hungry. Plans to make rice to have with leftovers. Boy realizes house doesn't have a rice cooker. Boy eyes microwave. Rice goes in microwave. 30 minutes pass. Boy notices smoke bellowing out of microwave. Boy takes rice out. Voila~ a homemade haemangioma is born. Outta rice. Boy is still hungry.